The gift of a good liar is making people think you lack a talent for lying.
Frank Underwood

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reidalmighty:

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

My first few moments in the Oval Office in 2032.

reidalmighty:

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

My first few moments in the Oval Office in 2032.

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shutupaubrey:

how to spot an asshole in an art museum:

  • i don’t get it
  • i could make that
  • how is that art
  • they literally just put ____ and ____ together
  • a 3 year old could do this
  • what is it supposed to be
  • i could do this with my eyes closed
  • what does that even mean
  • i don’t understand this so it must be bad
Or they just don’t get it.

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carrievanella:

I wish I had done everything on earth with you - Gatsby

:(

carrievanella:

I wish I had done everything on earth with you - Gatsby

:(

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tardis221b:

so i was collecting great gatsby quotes for an essay i’m writing and i went back to read over them and then i noticedimagei have never felt shame like this before

bruh.

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1like1prayer:

playing flappy bird like

image

Y’all niggas suck.

(Source: 1like1prayer)

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thattealblonde:

bigthugnigga said: marathon~?

i’m almost halfway done with it…omfg i can’t stop watching it

i tried to tell you~

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Money is the McMansion in Sarasota that falls apart after 10 years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I can’t respect someone who doesn’t know the difference.
Francis Underwood, House of Cards (via kevinmalonesfamouschili)

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